I keep a regular log of Samuel Says. This kid is a character and all personality. Plus, he never ever ever EVER stops talking. Never. But he keeps us laughing regularly, even if it’s behind our hands with our backs turned because we’re supposed to have our Mean Mom and Dad faces on instead. Anyway, I’ve been holding onto these gems for too long. It’s time to share.
We took off for a walk, when Sam stopped and sat down on the ground with his legs spread. Sam what are you doing? “I’m just stretching, Mom! It’s so important for me.”
Jumping on the sofa absolutely out of control, Samuel screamed at the top of his lungs, “Yaaaaa! I’m a ROCK STAR!”
Sam was whining during dinner about the wind coming in through the window but we wouldn’t let him shut it. So he got a bunch of his monster trucks and stacked them up about 8 inches high in front of the 5 foot window and threw his arms up in the air in triumph, “I saved the day!! The wind is gone forever! Now I need a candy.”
Driving home from SLC one day, we saw about 50 paragliders at the point of the mountain. Samuel gasped, “Incredible! I’ve never seen that before!”
Playing in the backyard, Sam pulled a chair up next to me, sat down and let out a big sigh. “This is such a nice day.”

I couldn’t find the wipes, so I asked Sam. He replied, totally exasperated with me, “They’re right there, Mom!” Where, I don’t see them? “Right there . . . MOM! Look where I’m pointing!”
At the Walgreens drive thru, as I was talking to the pharmacist, Sam growled in a really funny, deep, gruff and LOUD voice, “I’ll have 2 fries please!”
Sam was ticked about something when we loaded into the car to go home. A few minutes later, our cd in the car started playing If You’re Happy and You Know It. Owen was clapping, so I said, Come on, Sam, clap your hands. “NO! I will not clap my hands. I am NOT happy right now!”
At the dinner table one night Samuel held a handful of rice above his lemonade, looked at me and then Erik, me and then Erik, daring us to say something. Samuel, do NOT put rice in your lemonade! I said in my mean mommy voice. Samuel, hand and rice still above the cup of lemonade, looked at me again, then at Erik, still saying nothing but testing us with his little three year old eyes. Then he grinned. “Daddy didn’t tell me no!”
Sam was helping me by bringing toys to Owen as I tried to feed him. Owen threw them straight to the floor. “Owen, don’t throw the toys I give you. It’s just rude!”

“Mom, I have a rule for you. The rule is don’t say no to me, and be happy!”
Samuel played downstairs early one morning before I got out of bed. When I came down he was playing with his monster truck ramp and told me, “Jesus was playing with me. See, he’s right here.” Then he turned, pointed, and gasped, “He’s gone! Jesus left and went back to church. He’s in the picture now. Then he’ll come out of the picture and be so happy and play with me again later.”
“I like Caroline, she’s a nice girl.” Oh yeah? “Yeah, she doesn’t say no to me.”
So excited about going to IHOP with Mormor, Sam walked right up to the cute lady at the cashier counter and said, “I’d like some pancakes please.” Then the waitress came over and asked what she could get us to drink, We have Pepsi products, maybe an orange juice? Sam looked her dead in the eyes and said, “Yes, I’ll have a Pepsi please.”
Caroline was babysitting so Erik and I could have a much needed night out. I explained to Sam that we were going on a date, and he asked, “Are you going to church to kiss?!”
After a long afternoon running errands the boys were getting a bit restless on the way home. I turned on the radio and found “Another One Bites the Dust” and started busting some moves in the car. Grumpy Sam huffed, “Stop dancing, Mom. I don’t want to dance.” Why not? “Because I’m boring!”
